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Saturday, June 2, 2012

TEETH MARKS


From the darkest depths of the horror inside the...
HORRORWALKER TRAVEL GUIDE...
Comes a twisted horror poem from:

THE ZOMBIE TRADE!

This is twenty harrowing minutes in the life Quinton Earl Patterson!









TEETH MARKS

(Wilmington, North Carolina)



Holy mother of god,
They were after me again!
I thought I was as secure as a pea in a pod...
Before another chase, as usual, began.

They sniffed me out like a mole after a root!
One of them smashed through the glass to grab my right hand.
I kicked it in the face with my left heavy boot!
The other one tried to bite me wherever its teeth would land.

I scrambled out of the back door of the broken car.
Two more zombies were now shambling toward my sordid tale.
I destroyed the first one with a hard head strike with the crow bar.
Then I quickly pushed the other one over the guardrail!

I thought I could be safe six stories up this parking garage.
It just wasn't to be... in this world of undead hunting collusion.
These six surreal years of non-human contact feels like a dark mirage.
One of these days this madness has to come to a conclusion!

Am I really the last living man on American soil?
All I know is the will to survive even as I walk alone in forests and parks.
And now my anger is is about to make my blood boil.
There, on my right hand... horror of horrors... are teeth marks.

Fuck me for my carelessness and trust in the need for sleep!
I can never let my guard down because I am human prey food!
My skin doesn't appear to be broken... am I now an infected sheep?
Control yourself... focus your mind... remain in a steady mood.

The skin around the teeth marks has yet to turn white like lard..
I know zombie bites immediately begin to break down live flesh.
I think I'm alright... and I am now pissed and ready to strike back hard.
It is time to stop running and give these zombies my own... 

TEETH MARKS!

QEP


Friday, June 1, 2012

THE TRUE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL BIBLE

Human zombies are on the rise.

The human mind is like a fragile egg. The contents inside that egg can be squashed by a child’s palm. Dangerous illegal drugs, and the stress of this hard modern life, is driving people over the edge of reality. Things are getting so bad that people are actually attacking other people and attempting to eat them… zombie-like! This is sheer madness! And, it is reality. And, it is nothing to be made fun of because people are being violently maimed, hurt and sometimes killed. This is serious business and should not be made fun of!

On the other hand, for fans of fantasy horror…

I will be ready for the real zombie apocalypse when it starts in earnest. I’m not loading up on guns and ammunition, or stockpiling food and survival stuff because I have read, and reread, the book that is the focus of this missive. If it is good enough for the US Army to use as its survival guide under the extreme conditions inflicted upon its personnel, then it is good enough for me to follow and use when I have to escape the horrors of the zombie infested cities and towns to seek survival in the open countryside and forests.

Actually, just for the hell of it… this book is a fantastic read. You will never be the same person after you read the last word of the last page. You will learn tons of important survival facts, like what wild plants are edible, or deadly dangerous. How to make fire. How to find, and build, shelter. How to survive a snake bite. And, most importantly… there is a lot of information here about steeling your mind and resolve. Freaking great information to have for when you have to fight off the zombie brain eating nightmares that will infect your sleep times.

Check out this book. Then go out and find your own copy This isn‘t a joke. Make yourself ready for when the zombies come scratching at your door in the middle of the night!